the mess that bestows me

so today I venture into my bedroom to clean. not a small mess, a HUGE mess. I'm not talking about trash, old clothes, or a good dusting... I'm talking about the mess my guinea pig made! she gets food and bedding everywhere and behind virtually everything in sight and in some places I can't reach when I clean. so you might be thinking, "so what? just clean it up!" but it's far harder than that. due to those tricky cleaning spots that probably have guinea pig food lodged in them I believe I have a bug problem. I can literally hear them crawling around at night, at least last night I did. I had to sleep with a mountain of blankets over me just to fall asleep. bugs really do freak me out, I have a fear of them crawling on me for some reason. right now I am rubber gloveless and seriously NEED gloves to do this whole operation. I prepped my room for this mass moving of objects and furniture. I have three trash bags awaiting this monstrosity that lays upon me. I am before hand also making sure my vacuum is clean and ready to go. wish me luck.